2026

On this fine Tuesday, I would like to propose a new rule of the universe. The Law of Uncooperative Time: Time will, without fail, pass more quickly when you are just trying to get something… 

“If you put it online, it’s there forever.” The warning of my formative years. Back when having a MySpace profile was all the rage and, if you wanted to ensure your scum-of-the-Earth ex-boyfriend who’d broken… 

To be clear, I’ve won exactly 2 games of Chess in my life, both in my seventh grade prealgebra class playing against people who’d never played before. I also sank someone’s battle ship later that… 

Do you remember the old days of the internet? Back before everything had to be about selling something and when people posted on sites like Livejournal just for the heck of it? I’m showing my…